Will Muschamp is on the hot seat way out the door at the University of Florida. It’s one of the highest-pressure jobs in college football. Not only are you coaching in the SEC, but you are coaching in the shadows of the offensive ridiculousness of Steve Spurrier and Urban Meyer.
Yeah, I know there was a guy named Zook sandwiched in there, but I’m trying not to rub salt in the wound.
OK, yes I am.
In any case, Muschamp had the Gators on the cusp of national championship contention in 2012. Then, by the powers vested in the BCS as well as Jarvis Jones, Florida got stonewalled out of a chance to dance with Alabama, and instead were sent slovenly sulking to a Sugar Bowl date with Teddy Bridgewater and Louisville, where they suffered humiliations galore.
Since then, it’s been all downhill for the Gators.
The truth of it is, it’s not Muschamp’s fault…well, mostly. He’s shown that he can win with this team, but injuries and lack of offense have doomed the Gators to what could be a sub-500 season.
If you don’t think that the UF Board of Trustees and their boosters haven’t already been searching for a replacement, then you need to go back and brush up on your SEC politics. The wheels are in motion, I guarantee it.
So if Muschamp is shown the door in Gainesville, what next? Will another top program take the risk of hiring him as a head coach? Possibly. But he could end up with even worse results in a school that doesn’t recruit as well as Florida, or that doesn’t already have a quality core of players.
Here are the best five reasons I can think of why Muschamp should come back to the University of Georgia where he once played, and–if Todd Grantham hasn’t already been fired–give him one of his legendary scowls and push him out the door and back to the NFL, where he’ll be much more…um…appreciated.
The Florida Players and Fans are Never Going to Buy into Muschamp’s Philosophy:
Will Muschamp knows defense. He loves defense. He played safety (and damn well) at Georgia, and has been a defensive coach for the better part of his career. He doesn’t concentrate on offense. Hell, I don’t even know if he knows the names of all his players on offense. He wants to win with defense, and with running the ball.
Florida wants points…and lots of them. They want to stretch the field from sideline to sideline, and then make it a vertical game from that point on. No matter how many games Muschamp wins (outside of a national championship) the knock would always be there that the Gators needed more offense.
Muschamp Doesn’t Have All the Tools to be a Head Coach:
I’m not saying he can’t coach or doesn’t know football x’s and o’s better than most, but it takes more than just football knowledge to be a successful head coach. You have to be a philosopher, a statesman and a human shield. Have you ever watched one of Muschamp’s press conferences? He looks about as comfortable as a nine-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
Muschamp is at his best when he can concentrate on scheming his defense and working one-on-one with his players. The day to day headaches and tedium that come with a head coaching job take away from his effectiveness.
I guarantee nobody on the Georgia sideline is ever going to ask him if he knows what a Padawan is.
Muschamp is One of the Best Defensive Minds in the Country:
Outside of Alabama’s Kirby Smart, I think you’d be hard-pressed to find another defensive coach in college football with the credentials and ability that Muschamp has. He’s coached some of the top defenses in the country in the past, and even in an otherwise languishing season for the Gators, their defense is still one of the most formidable units in the nation.
He’s not an “innovator”, he just knows how to coach up young players and how to develop talent, and if any school needs that kind of help on defense right now, it’s Georgia. Which leads me to…
Georgia NEEDS a Guy Like Muschamp as Defensive Coordinator:
Imagine having all the fire and spewing of emotion that Grantham brings to the table, and adding actual coaching to that mix. While Grantham is great at getting his guys all fired up and ready to rip arms out of sockets, he seems to forget exactly how many of those guys he’s allowed to send out to the huddle (see; Georgia vs. Florida – 2013).
Muschamp has that same passion and ability to motivate, and he has actual ideas about how to play to the strengths of his defense and to focus on the weakness of the opposing offense. He embraces the team concept on defense, and while individual achievements are great, he doesn’t allow the prima donnas and their need for attention to take away from the success of the unit.
Go back and looks at tapes of any defense that Muschamp coached. You never see guys wandering around, out of position, looking like they don’t know where they are supposed to line up or what the call is for that play. It’s unreal that we see that on a weekly basis with the Bulldogs.
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet It Is:
Do you think it’s a coincidence that Florida has yet to beat Georgia since Muschamp took over? Come on, man. Muschamp doesn’t want to beat Georgia. He can’t want to. It’s in his DNA. His brain would go into shut-down mode like Robocop trying to arrest an OCP senior officer.
Deep down inside, Muschamp is playing the game in his silver britches, and standing on the other sideline cheering on the Dawgs. He’s doing a mock gator chomp with his fingers behind that towel the trainers are holding up. He’s subconsciously calling plays he knows that even Grantham’s defense can stop. He’s a Bulldog, and always will be. He should just come home and let his brain stop trying to wrap around wearing anything orange.
As an added bonus, if he were coaching at Georgia, Muschamp would finally get to be on the winning side of a Cocktail Party.
Come on home Will. The Bulldogs need you, and want you. Gainesville is no place for a Dawg to lay its head after a long, hard day.
Michael Collins is an Atlanta sports humorist, columnist, radio host and owner of Georgia Sports Craze. He is a member of the FWAA and eats peanut butter straight from the jar. Follow on Twitter @GaSportsCraze on Facebook here or on Google here